All About California

Hey, I'm going to be teaching you all about California and definitely going to get you to go there!

On this page, it's my job to convince you NOT to go there.

Who wants to stand on a rock?

Picture of Potato Chip Rock.

Potato Chip rock has to be so boring. Could you imagine wanting to even go on an adventure. I could go to the desert and stand on rocks if I wanted to, but this place just has too many trees and shade. I guess millions of people visit this every year because they have nothing else to do.

Haunted Houses are for KIDS!!

picture of food.

The Whaley house is the most scariest place on earth...never go here. People go here for some reason to get scared, who would want to do that.

And haunted houses are for kids anyway.

Ritual at Manresa

This is the most disgusting restaurant, never go there, it has fish eggs, ew. They literally put gold on your food, I don't know about you but I do not want to eat gold. They have cheese in cake too, ew, They called it cheesecake.

picture of food.